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    #1

    Recipie lolz - note, much swearing

    This made me lol. I thought it would be useful for LadyDorothy's new vegetarian thread, but decided the format was better suited to the lolz.

    FUCKING RECIPES
    http://fuckingrecipes.tumblr.com/post/45948762029/ready-for-some-veggie-fried-rice-no-you-fucking
    READY FOR SOME VEGGIE FRIED RICE? NO YOU FUCKING AREN’T, DON’T BE AN IDIOT, BUT MAYBE YOU CAN PREPARE SOME TO FEED TO YOUR CLASSY-ASS FRIENDS! LOOK AT YOUR MIRROR NOW BACK TO ME NOW BACK TO YOUR...
    ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

    RIP

    I have never been across the way
    Seen the desert and the birds
    You cut your hair short
    Like a shush to an insult
    The world had been yelling
    Since the day you were born
    Revolting with anger
    While it smiled like it was cute
    That everything was shit.
    - J. Wylder
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    #2
    Re: Recipie lolz - note, much swearing

    Omilawd, this is hilarious!

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      #3
      Re: Recipie lolz - note, much swearing

      Glad you liked it. I don't think I could ever cook this recipe though, I'd be laughing to much.
      ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

      RIP

      I have never been across the way
      Seen the desert and the birds
      You cut your hair short
      Like a shush to an insult
      The world had been yelling
      Since the day you were born
      Revolting with anger
      While it smiled like it was cute
      That everything was shit.
      - J. Wylder

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        #4
        Re: Recipie lolz - note, much swearing

        Haha, same.

        It reminds me of this thing I saw once about cooking cookies the medal way....
        Click image for larger version Name: Metal Cookies.jpg Views: 1 Size: 96.2 KB ID: 351824
        found it!

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          #5
          Re: Recipie lolz - note, much swearing

          I read all these types of recipes in Samuel L. Jackson's voice
          The forum member formerly known as perzephone. Or Perze. I've shed a skin.

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            #6
            Re: Recipie lolz - note, much swearing

            I love these. Dunno why but they make me laugh and usually the recipes aren't half bad if you can stop holding your sides long enough to make them
            They moaned and squealed, and pressed their snouts to the earth. We are sorry, we are sorry.
            Sorry you were caught, I said. Sorry that you thought I was weak, but you were wrong.
            -Madeline Miller, Circe

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              #7
              Re: Recipie lolz - note, much swearing

              Haha, metal cookies, laser beams, haha.
              ThorSon's milkshake brings all the PF girls to the yard - Volcaniclastic

              RIP

              I have never been across the way
              Seen the desert and the birds
              You cut your hair short
              Like a shush to an insult
              The world had been yelling
              Since the day you were born
              Revolting with anger
              While it smiled like it was cute
              That everything was shit.
              - J. Wylder

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