Re: What Are You Thinking About?
While it's not a joke at first, I'll tell two bad puns after the brief story.
In work the other day, a seasonal warehouse (who was hired through a temp agency) asked me if it would be alright to spray down his workbench with windex to clean it, due to there being a number of important papers laminated and stuck to the tabletop. I responded with "Sure, go right ahead, it's laminated." He stared at me with a blank expression for a moment, then said "Yo, man ... Why you gotta be like that? What the f**k does a baby sheep gotta do with it?" I returned his blank stare with one of my own, then shook my head and walked away. I wish I could make up stuff like that.
Now, on to the bad puns ...
If a little sheep were to run up and throw a plastic bag over your head, would that mean you've been lamb-inated?
and
If the same sheep got really angry, yelled at you, and threw bbq sauce all over you, have you just been lamb-basted?
Originally posted by B. de Corbin
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In work the other day, a seasonal warehouse (who was hired through a temp agency) asked me if it would be alright to spray down his workbench with windex to clean it, due to there being a number of important papers laminated and stuck to the tabletop. I responded with "Sure, go right ahead, it's laminated." He stared at me with a blank expression for a moment, then said "Yo, man ... Why you gotta be like that? What the f**k does a baby sheep gotta do with it?" I returned his blank stare with one of my own, then shook my head and walked away. I wish I could make up stuff like that.
Now, on to the bad puns ...
If a little sheep were to run up and throw a plastic bag over your head, would that mean you've been lamb-inated?
and
If the same sheep got really angry, yelled at you, and threw bbq sauce all over you, have you just been lamb-basted?
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