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    Just how drunk does one have to be for this to happen?

    Ok,drunk is one thing,being this drunk is quiite another.

    A woman allegedly snuck into an Omaha zoo after hours Sunday morning and was bitten by a tiger when she tried to pet it, police said.

    Jacqueline Eide, 33, was believed to have been intoxicated when she and a friend snuck into the Henry Doorly Zoo, the Omaha Police Department said in a statement Sunday morning.

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    Re: Just how drunk does one have to be for this to happen?

    It was a three-legged tiger. Maybe he thought he was gonna make her look like him!
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      I think that maybe, just maybe, you have to be some degree of stupid even before getting drunk for that to happen ^^
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        #4
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        There was no alcohol involved. Gleb has been practicing his mind control powers and long distance bodily possession to take over unsuspecting people. This way, he can go and see big cats up close and to touch them at no risk of his own.

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          #5
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          About 40 years ago some highly intellectual-types snuck into the Detroit Zoo, thinking it would be fun to swim with the cute polar bears.

          The next day their shoes and socks were found.

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            AWWWW .. She may lose parts of her fingers ... I hope the tiger does not get an upset stomach from all that red coloured acohol in its mouth ... And what kinda friend the gal has ... At east she got her medical attention ...
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            The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

            Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."



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              I just wish Mr. Kitty-Cat had eaten her and skimmed the gene pool.
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                I'd bet money it wasn't just alcohol in her system.
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