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    Stupid/Uneducated Things You've Heard This Week

    I have a good three just to start off.

    1. My roommate told me there was no reason to close the blinds at night. I asked her what she meant, and she replied with "Well, it's dark outside, so they won't be able to see in either way, Duh."

    2. While at the beach with one of my friends, she goes "Isn't Lake Michigan just a true sign of the power of man. That we could build something like this, something so beautiful, with our barehands."

    3. While at the gas station, I overheard this conversation between these ghetto girls at one of the pumps. "Girl, I don't understand why gas prices are so high." "Yeah, no no girl I feel you, gasoline is man made, why don't they just make more and lower the prices" "Oh my girl, you just a genius, PREACHH it"

    Share some conversations, this thread could get really good.
    "In the shade now tall forms are advancing,
    And their wan hands like snowflakes in the moonlight are gleaming;
    They beckon, they whisper, 'Oh! strong armed in valor,
    The pale guests await thee - mead foams in Valhalla.'"
    - Finn's Saga

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    Some stuff in the homeschooling thread.


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      First and second ,say what???third,well as you said "Ghetto girls" blame on crappy schools.

      Schools have got a BIG fail working it seems..

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        I could regale you with COUNTLESS conversations that I've had at work. Here are a few highlights:

        "Yo, can I spray this to clean it?" Sure, go right ahead. It's laminated. "Dude, why you gotta be like that? I just asked a question." Um, I don't understand what you mean. I gave you an answer. "Shut up. I asked if I could get this wet, and you started talking about sheep."

        "So, your wife lives in Canada? How do you tow talk?" Um, on the phone, or in text messages, or on Skype. "Nah, I mean, like, don't she speak another language? Like, whatever they talk up there. Canadian, or whatever?"

        "Man, I just saw the new woman who get hired today. I'm going to have to talk to the boss about her." Why's that? "Did you see her? She's pretty old and isn't hot at all." What does that have to do with it? Maybe she can do the job really well. "No one in the office does the job right. I just want something to look at once in a while."

        "You gotta come here and help me out. This fool is trying to tell me that a penguin is some type of bird! How stupid is that?" .........

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          Cause we need a graphic for ningaing.


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          Because it was Duce...a true Ninga
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            I had this girl at one point in my high school life attempt to tell me that there was another Mount Rushmore, but it was called Corruption Mountain, where the faces of the evilest people ever to live were carved into the stone, and people threw things at them.
            "In the shade now tall forms are advancing,
            And their wan hands like snowflakes in the moonlight are gleaming;
            They beckon, they whisper, 'Oh! strong armed in valor,
            The pale guests await thee - mead foams in Valhalla.'"
            - Finn's Saga

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              Been away from people for a while,so not much stupid stuff(Kinda apartment bound actually.
              MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

              all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
              NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
              don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




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                "Whiz Khalifa is a music genius"
                -gives up on world
                "In the shade now tall forms are advancing,
                And their wan hands like snowflakes in the moonlight are gleaming;
                They beckon, they whisper, 'Oh! strong armed in valor,
                The pale guests await thee - mead foams in Valhalla.'"
                - Finn's Saga

                http://hoodednorseman.tumblr.com/

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                  I do at times think we are all doomed if there exist this many stupid humans...
                  MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

                  all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
                  NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
                  don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




                  sigpic

                  my new page here,let me know what you think.


                  nothing but the shadow of what was

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                    Originally posted by anunitu View Post
                    I do at times think we are all doomed if there exist this many stupid humans...
                    "Global Climate Change is not real, our destruction of the environment is not changing the structure of our ecosystem. There is nothing to worry about."

                    We already have living evidence of that statement, Anunitu
                    "In the shade now tall forms are advancing,
                    And their wan hands like snowflakes in the moonlight are gleaming;
                    They beckon, they whisper, 'Oh! strong armed in valor,
                    The pale guests await thee - mead foams in Valhalla.'"
                    - Finn's Saga

                    http://hoodednorseman.tumblr.com/

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                      "Fast food workers deserve a minimum of $15 per hour!"

                      Knock knock, hello? This is barely even an entry level position, that can be and is filled by those who do not even have a high school or equivalent education. Meanwhile, some medical professionals do not make this much, and have to rely upon working for two or more companies to make ends meet. In fact, I don't even make that much yet somehow find a way to afford a house, car, my bills, and a bunch of non-essential amenities.

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                        My favorite is from the 2012 Summer Olympics. I was at a bar in Gulfport, MS. During the opening ceremonies each country was coming out in alphabetical order. After the A's had marched through this guy at the end of the bar yells, "Hey, where the hell was America?!"

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                          Over heard in a local cafe. Customer: 'What's that?'
                          Assistant 'Cous cous.'
                          Customer shakes head. 'Nah, I don't like fish.'
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                            Dr. Ben Carson, current front runner for America's GOP presidential candidate, believes that the pyramids of Egypt were constructed under the instruction of the Biblical Joseph, famous for his fashion sense and "coat of many colors," for grain storage.

                            'Cause, you know, pagans are too stupid to do massive engineering projects...


                            However, he is quite clear about aliens not being involved.
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                              Originally posted by B. de Corbin View Post
                              Dr. Ben Carson, current front runner for America's GOP presidential candidate, believes that the pyramids of Egypt were constructed under the instruction of the Biblical Joseph, famous for his fashion sense and "coat of many colors," for grain storage.

                              'Cause, you know, pagans are too stupid to do massive engineering projects...


                              However, he is quite clear about aliens not being involved.









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