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    I've Found The Problem

    I've finally figured out why girls don't like me. The reason is that I'm ugly.

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    Re: I've Found The Problem

    Originally posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
    I've finally figured out why girls don't like me. The reason is that I'm ugly.
    Believe it or not, ladies are less swayed by outer appearance than are men. They (on average) tend to look for other qualities.

    Otherwise I'd be a bachelor. Trust me on this.

    To be attractive to ladies, you need to know what ladies find desire able, then be that - don't try to fake it, be it.

    Courtesy, kindness, friendliness, interest, acceptance, involvement, equality, listening - these work better than a cool mustache.
    Last edited by B. de Corbin; 13 Nov 2015, 20:34.
    Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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      #3
      Re: I've Found The Problem

      True B ... just look at my pic
      I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them ... John Bernard Books


      Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official; "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

      The Chief nodded in agreement.

      The official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

      The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.. "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

      Then the chief leaned back and smiled; "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."



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        #4
        Re: I've Found The Problem

        Originally posted by magusphredde View Post
        True B ... just look at my pic
        Seen it. Terrifying.

        Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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          #5
          Re: I've Found The Problem

          But a cool mustache doesn't hurt ...

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            #6
            Re: I've Found The Problem

            Originally posted by Munin-Hugin View Post
            But a cool mustache doesn't hurt ...
            made me think of this https://youtu.be/zE-y1JXscDE
            You remind me of the babe
            What babe?
            The babe with the power
            What power?
            The Power of voodoo
            Who do?
            You do!
            Do what?
            Remind me of the babe!

            Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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              #7
              Re: I've Found The Problem

              Originally posted by magusphredde View Post
              True B ... just look at my pic
              I am surprised even your beard would want to be on that face,but hay,it is an alive face,and it gets to munch on much tasty stuff.(hoorah)
              MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

              all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
              NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
              don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




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              my new page here,let me know what you think.


              nothing but the shadow of what was

              witchvox
              http://www.witchvox.com/vu/vxposts.html

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                Re: I've Found The Problem

                Speak for yourselves...I married my man because I was.impressed by his mad camping skills.
                Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of HistoryPagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
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                  Re: I've Found The Problem

                  Mad camping skills + mustache = unbeatable.

                  Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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                    #10
                    Re: I've Found The Problem

                    Originally posted by B. de Corbin View Post
                    Mad camping skills + mustache = unbeatable.

                    I'm totally going to watch that movie now XD

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                      #11
                      Re: I've Found The Problem

                      Hello. Are we forgetting somebody, Me for starters?

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                        #12
                        Re: I've Found The Problem

                        If you wish,I will say you are damn ugly,but only if you ask nicely
                        MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

                        all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
                        NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
                        don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




                        sigpic

                        my new page here,let me know what you think.


                        nothing but the shadow of what was

                        witchvox
                        http://www.witchvox.com/vu/vxposts.html

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                          #13
                          Re: I've Found The Problem

                          Originally posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
                          Hello. Are we forgetting somebody, Me for starters?
                          BMH - you need to stop. Nobody is responsible for your happiness but your very self. If you think people here will always tell you how awesome you are - they won't. You need to understand that yourself.
                          "Fair means that everybody gets what they need. And the only way to get that is to make it happen yourself."



                          Since I adore cats, I might write something strange or unusual in my comment.Cats are awesome!!! ^_^

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                            #14
                            Re: I've Found The Problem

                            Originally posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
                            Hello. Are we forgetting somebody, Me for starters?
                            As you can see people are going to start simply ignoring you if you continue this trend.
                            Satan is my spirit animal

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                              #15
                              Re: I've Found The Problem

                              Originally posted by Bartmanhomer View Post
                              Hello. Are we forgetting somebody, Me for starters?
                              Yeah, this thread is yet another bmh pity party thread. You have at least a half dozen of them. We've been nice for quite some time, bit this os getting old. What you see now is what happens when we get tired of being someones emotional doormat.

                              This forum is not here to be your personal dumping ground. You are nott he only person here with mental health issues, family issies, girlfrieng issues, moneyissues, self-esteem issues or whatever other issueyou can think of. Stop fishing spamming us with your crap.

                              All of your threads on the topic of your drama are about to be merged, once I'm not on my phone and any future threads will be delete as spam. If you insist on playing the woe is me card, put it where it fishing belongs--in the rants thread or in oneof your other threads. If you keep spamming us, eventually its going to get you infracted.
                              Wonderful Life: The Burgess Shale and the Nature of HistoryPagan Devotionals, because the wind and the rain is our Bible
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