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    Are you a BS sucker?

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    Re: Are you a BS sucker?

    I'll quote Confucius 'duh'
    Satan is my spirit animal

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    Re: Are you a BS sucker?

    I love the New Age BS Generator:

    You and I are warriors of the nexus.

    To wander the story is to become one with it. The stratosphere is bursting with expanding wave functions.

    By unveiling, we vibrate. Life-force is the healing of energy, and of us.
    “You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.” -- Bruce Lee

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    Re: Are you a BS sucker?

    Sounds like something I'd read out of an old smutty romance novel. One with Fabio on the cover. Not that I would know.
    Satan is my spirit animal

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    Re: Are you a BS sucker?

    I used to be. Dang, I even had a "spiritual" type of Tumblr. (The fact that is more shocking to me than being less intelligent.)
    *slides under the table to regret*
    baah.

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    Re: Are you a BS sucker?

    Quote Originally Posted by habbalah View Post
    I love the New Age BS Generator:
    They really are the experts!

    http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/
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    Once a woman, like the earth I gave;
    And there is in fact more earth than sea.
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    Re: Are you a BS sucker?

    That generator is deeper than Chopra himself.
    baah.

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    Re: Are you a BS sucker?

    I've suspected most of the people on my Facebook feed were idiots for years.

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    Re: Are you a BS sucker?

    I'm so tempted to post one of these on Facebook and see who calls it inspirational, but my opinion of humanity in general is already pretty low.
    “You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.” -- Bruce Lee

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    Re: Are you a BS sucker?

    Thankfully there is only one person who shares this crap, but he's a middle class English atheist who goes ferreting and shooting. I don't get it. I'm friends with one of my mum's friends who actually IS New Age and she doesn't post that sort of crap.
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