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    If you were a vegetable

    If you were a vegetable (and you probably are), which vegetable would you be?

    What Vegetable Are You?

    I am:

    Spinach
    Spinach quiz
    You are well accomplished in your field and are sufficiently secure and proud of your individuality. You think about alleviating the pain and sufferings of mankind. You wish that people who waste their time talking about Joel Stein raised their voices and acted against the banes of our society such as, illiteracy, hunger, poverty, war, torture, which are prevalent even after so much advancement in science and technology
    Those who have suffered understand suffering and therefore extend their hand.

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    Re: If you were a vegetable

    Ladyfinger or Okra


    You may be one of those who are either born rich or a nouveau riche, though the wealth in both the circumstances is mostly earned by dubious means. You like to appear sophisticated and are averse to be associated with people who neither have money nor class. What you may be clueless is that others also find you sticky and wish you stuck to your own types. If you get a whiff of any social event that Joel Stein is invited to, you would make sure that you attended it, that too at someone else’s expense. Later, you’d post pictures on Facebook, saying how handsome and charming Stein was in person.
    I never thought of myself as a billionaire playboy. This is making me rethink my life.
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    Re: If you were a vegetable

    There were no answers that fit me on that form. They need to put in more choices.

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    Re: If you were a vegetable

    Say's I am a bell pepper.

    You try to make everyone around you feel special and loved, and expect to be showered with the same love and respect. It disappoints you when someone hurts you or backstabs you, because you believe you are too nice to deserve such ill treatment. You are glad to celebrate your friends’ successes but also suffer great agony at their misfortunes. Since there is much more pain and suffering in this world than happiness, you will gradually become a depressed soul. Joel Stein’s recent article in Time Magazine about Edison, NJ is too impersonal for you to be offended.
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    Re: If you were a vegetable

    Bell pepper. Also advert pretending to be a fun quiz if ever I saw one. Guess my phone's adblocker isn't good enough.
    夕方に急なにわか雨は「夕立」と呼ばれるなら、なぜ朝ににわか雨は「朝立ち」と呼ばれないの? ^^If a sudden rain shower in the evening is referred to as an 'evening stand', then why isn't a shower in the morning called 'morning stand'?

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    Re: If you were a vegetable

    I am NOT a bell pepper!



    I'm a bell pepper
    Satan is my spirit animal

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    Re: If you were a vegetable

    Quote Originally Posted by Jembru View Post
    Bell pepper. Also advert pretending to be a fun quiz if ever I saw one. Guess my phone's adblocker isn't good enough.
    Did you answer the pseudo-question between 5 & 6? And who the hell is Joel Stein, anyway?
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    Re: If you were a vegetable

    I am also Spinach.

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    But that day you know I left my money
    And I thought of you only
    All that copper glowing fine

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    Re: If you were a vegetable

    It says my vegetable is the bell pepper or capsicum.
    "Turn, and look in the mirror. What do you see?" Her own brown eyes stared back at her until she was nothing but a blur.

    "I see you. Red lipstick spread perfectly over your lush mouth, brown eyes that hold centuries upon centuries of secrets. A face made to entice even the most celibate of men and women alike. A red dress that sways and moves with your body, making you a temptation like no other."

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    Re: If you were a vegetable

    Bell Pepper!
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