Confessions

[kalynraye]

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Thank you there was no attack, I was just curious.

[Willow]

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One can always cut something off yourself,and try cooking it(Not at all sure how the law would view this)

I don't believe self-mutilation is illegal. You may be hard pressed for your insurance to cover any prosthetics if you take it too far though, and if they find out exactly what happened to the now-consumed bit of flesh you may be mandated to take a psychiatric evaluation.

It's still a safer route (legally) than eating a part of someone else.

Also, the act of eating yourself is called autocannibalism.

I confess that I will not confess how or why I know these things in the confession thread.

[Munin-Hugin]

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Sometimes I intentionally bother my cats while they are sleeping. From time to time, I get it into my head that they've been sleeping for far too long, and I start worrying that maybe one of them has died or something. So I stare at them to see if they are breathing, and if I don't see any motion, I poke them or shake them until they wake up and move.

[Juniper]

Do we get to burn a witch now?

No.

I'll come back and haunt you. Don't test me now

Hah...

I eat haunting spirits but no, witch burning has not been authorized at this point in time.

This.

You're the first to be burned once the forum rules are changed, authorizing such burnings.

I doubt anyone will be able to beat me to the burning since I ultimately have first dibs and MO isn't on my list.

Only if you get Thal and Juni's support or if I'm bored enough to let you try...

And this. Also, support not granted.

[volcaniclastic]

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Then the matter is settled.

I confess I saw Tim tonight. ...some love never dies.

[Medusa]

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I confess this heated blankee kept me home for three days loving it. When I die I want to be reincarnated as a burrito.

[iris]

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I bought just dance disney party 2 for our wii. I confess I really enjoy the music on disney channel and I'm not proud of it.

[Gleb]

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I confess I'm too tired to study to the uni exam and I wanna to it after I finish high school. This way I'll have waay more time. Of course they may change the structure of the exam during the time period. So I have no choice.

[daveydwb]

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I confess I'm playing hookie from work tomorrow.

[Juniper]

I confess I'm playing hookie from work tomorrow.

I confess I was having very similar thoughts.

[Medusa]

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So at work we must ask every single customer
'Are you receiving our free coupons and catalogs at home?'

I asked my customer if he was receiving our free cookies at home.
He didn't even pay attention.

So tomorrow I shall begin offering my customers free cookies at home.

Because no one pays attention to me :=[:

[thalassa]

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Sometimes, to amuse ourselves, Hubby and I go to Craigslist classifieds (the personal ads) and read them aloud to each other in the style of slam poetry.
Generally after a few glasses of wine and the kids go to bed, and sometimes (when we have company) as a prelude to a round or two of Cards Against Humanity.

You should try it. HILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUS.

[Hawkfeathers]

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Sometimes, to amuse ourselves, Hubby and I go to Craigslist classifieds (the personal ads) and read them aloud to each other in the style of slam poetry.
Generally after a few glasses of wine and the kids go to bed, and sometimes (when we have company) as a prelude to a round or two of Cards Against Humanity.

You should try it. HILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUS.

Haha! I did something similar with an ex once - we found a prisoner dating site. The ones who said they wanted a nice, peaceful relationship but were in for murder.....LOL


I confess I just laughed when I learned of someone's death. I saw something that reminded me of him so I googled him and found his obit. I had met him through work, he seemed nice, asked me out, we went out a few times and talked a lot, and then he told me his divorce wasn't final, in fact he wasn't separated just yet. This was in 1992 and the Joey Buttafuoco thing was big in the news. I remember screaming at him "Who do you think I am? ----ing Amy Fisher over here?" while I literally chased him out of my ap't.

Rest in pieces, lying cheating scum.

[EndlessCravings]

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Lol, a lot changed with me, it seems. This is supposed to be confession time and I don't even know how to confess. Just talking could be confessing.

[Prickly Pear]

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I confess to having an adolescent sense of humor. Every time I see an online British gift giving guide, I giggle when they say that everyone loves to receive a pot plant for any occasion. I know what they mean, but hee hee.