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    What do ya do with a dead whale?

    I know!

    Let's blow it up!

    1970 news footage, for your viewing pleasure:

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    Re: What do ya do with a dead whale?

    I once saw a blue whale...

    ...it was one of the most amazing and spiritual experiences of my entire life.





    *this video is a bit like watching one blow up grandma at the funeral*

    Sometimes, when I watch stuff like this, I think very uncharitable things.
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    Re: What do ya do with a dead whale?

    Serves 'em right for making a spectacle of it (having blubber hit their cars).
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    Re: What do ya do with a dead whale?

    Quote Originally Posted by thalassa View Post
    I once saw a blue whale...

    ...it was one of the most amazing and spiritual experiences of my entire life.





    *this video is a bit like watching one blow up grandma at the funeral*

    Sometimes, when I watch stuff like this, I think very uncharitable things.
    The problem is that you can't just leave it rotting on the beach - that's a lot of rotting meat!

    I think these days they are more likely to strip the bones for a museum (have seen this one):

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    But it would be best to haul them off to deep water to feed millions of sea critters.

    P.S. I've never blown up grandma at a funeral, and it's too late now 'cause I'm out of grandmas.
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    Re: What do ya do with a dead whale?

    Really folks...ask yourself...What would Nanook do.....


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    Re: What do ya do with a dead whale?

    Prince was originally going to call that song "Blubber Rain."
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    Re: What do ya do with a dead whale?

    Based on what Thal said I am not going to watch this video because I have the intense feeling I will be devastated. If they did indeed blow up a whale I hope they rot or are rotting.
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    Re: What do ya do with a dead whale?

    Quote Originally Posted by kalynraye View Post
    Based on what Thal said I am not going to watch this video because I have the intense feeling I will be devastated. If they did indeed blow up a whale I hope they rot or are rotting.
    1970. Quality is bad - you'll have to use your imagination. I think of Tremors, where they dynamite the worms...
    Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.


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