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    The Gaze of the Abyss B. de Corbin's Avatar
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    If you are too stupid...

    ... to actually write something better to your sweety for Valentine's Day, you can get the Presidential Valentine's Day generator to do it for you:

    http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/...ine-generator/

    My honey's getting this:

    "My love for you is big league."

    (will that help me get lucky?)
    Those who have suffered understand suffering and therefore extend their hand.

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    That everything was shit.

    - J. Wylder

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    Re: If you are too stupid...

    Big walls are great. Fake news is bad. If you won't go out with me, I will be Sad!

    Can you hear me, Major Tom? I think I love you.

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    Re: If you are too stupid...

    I am calling for a complete and total shutdown of your Tinder profile

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    Re: If you are too stupid...

    The Orange One has nothing on Mr P. A few years ago I was in hospital shortly before Valentine's day, and afterwards found it difficult to get out and about especially in the bad weather... so I asked Mr Penry if he would buy a couple of Valentine cards (meaning one for me to give him, and a gentle reminder to get one for me.)

    'Okay' he said. Then he hesitated and looked a bit worried. 'Who are they for?'
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    Phantom Turnips never die.... they just get stewed occasionally....

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    Re: If you are too stupid...

    "You're a great person. And I'm very smart, probably the smartest. So you know I'm right."
    “Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.”
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    Re: If you are too stupid...

    You're no longer a 10. You'e an 11.

    Does that mean he's going to grab me by my kootchy kat?
    Satan is my spirit animal

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    Re: If you are too stupid...

    Careful there Duce,he is a man-Baby after all,and you do not want to be charged with child endangerment.(Can we all go WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!)
    MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

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