Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Juniper]

I stole this from another forum. I think we can have fun with this.

How it works:

Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole. Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

Example:
Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"
Poster 2: "Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it."
"I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"
Poster 3: "Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship."
"I wish for..."
And so on...

I wish my house cleaned itself.

[Hawkfeathers]

I wish my house cleaned itself.

Granted, but it put all your stuff in the trash & now it's clean but empty.

I wish my hair was thicker.

[Shahaku]

Granted, but it's now as heavy as iron.

I wish everyone was healthy, all the time.

[iris]

Granted, but it's now as heavy as iron.

I wish everyone was healthy, all the time.

Granted, but now no one dies and the world becomes so over populated resources run out.

I wish my apartment was bigger

[Eleanor]

Granted, but now no one dies and the world becomes so over populated resources run out.

I wish my apartment was bigger

Granted! But your new roommate is Trump, cause he financed your wish. He also build a big wall around your apartment.

I wish I never had to work to pay my bills.

[iris]

Granted! But your new roommate is Trump, cause he financed your wish. He also build a big wall around your apartment.

I wish I never had to work to pay my bills.

Granted. He government pays your bills, but you'll be part of a social experiment confining you to a small cell with no outside contact for the rest of your life.

I wish this rain would stop

[Juniper]

Granted. He government pays your bills, but you'll be part of a social experiment confining you to a small cell with no outside contact for the rest of your life.

I wish this rain would stop

Granted but now there's a drought for the next 100 years.

I wish my cat wouldn't wake me up at 4am because she wants food 2 hours early.

[Shahaku]

Granted but now there's a drought for the next 100 years.

I wish my cat wouldn't wake me up at 4am because she wants food 2 hours early.

Granted, but you aren't being woke up because you went deaf and now can't hear her plaintive mewing.

I wish everything was rainbow colored.

[iris]

Granted, but you aren't being woke up because you went deaf and now can't hear her plaintive mewing.

I wish everything was rainbow colored.

Granted. But everything looks black and white to you so you can't enjoy it.

I wish I could read minds

[Corvus]

Granted. But everything looks black and white to you so you can't enjoy it.

I wish I could read minds

Granted. Your telepathic prowess is immense and you hear thoughts from across the globe. Unable to staunch the swell of thoughts, nor distinguish them from your own, you slowly go mad.

I wish the book I ordered a minute ago was here already.