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    Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    I stole this from another forum. I think we can have fun with this.

    How it works:
    Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole. Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

    Example:
    Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"
    Poster 2: "Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it."
    "I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"
    Poster 3: "Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship."
    "I wish for..."
    And so on...
    I wish my house cleaned itself.
    “Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.”
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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by Juniper View Post

    I wish my house cleaned itself.
    Granted, but it put all your stuff in the trash & now it's clean but empty.

    I wish my hair was thicker.

    Can you hear me, Major Tom? I think I love you.

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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Granted, but it's now as heavy as iron.

    I wish everyone was healthy, all the time.
    We are what we are. Nothing more, nothing less. There is good and evil among every kind of people. It's the evil among us who rule now. -Anne Bishop, Daughter of the Blood

    I wondered if he could ever understand that it was a blessing, not a sin, to be graced with more than one love.
    It could be complicated; of course it could be complicated. And it opened one up to the possibility of more pain and loss.
    Still, it was a blessing I would never relinquish. Love, genuine love, was always a cause for joy.
    -Jacqueline Carey, Naamah's Curse

    Service to your fellows is the root of peace.

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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by Shahaku View Post
    Granted, but it's now as heavy as iron.

    I wish everyone was healthy, all the time.
    Granted, but now no one dies and the world becomes so over populated resources run out.

    I wish my apartment was bigger
    You remind me of the babe
    What babe?
    The babe with the power
    What power?
    The Power of voodoo
    Who do?
    You do!
    Do what?
    Remind me of the babe!

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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by iris View Post
    Granted, but now no one dies and the world becomes so over populated resources run out.

    I wish my apartment was bigger
    Granted! But your new roommate is Trump, cause he financed your wish. He also build a big wall around your apartment.

    I wish I never had to work to pay my bills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eleanor View Post
    Granted! But your new roommate is Trump, cause he financed your wish. He also build a big wall around your apartment.

    I wish I never had to work to pay my bills.
    Granted. He government pays your bills, but you'll be part of a social experiment confining you to a small cell with no outside contact for the rest of your life.

    I wish this rain would stop
    You remind me of the babe
    What babe?
    The babe with the power
    What power?
    The Power of voodoo
    Who do?
    You do!
    Do what?
    Remind me of the babe!

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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by iris View Post
    Granted. He government pays your bills, but you'll be part of a social experiment confining you to a small cell with no outside contact for the rest of your life.

    I wish this rain would stop
    Granted but now there's a drought for the next 100 years.

    I wish my cat wouldn't wake me up at 4am because she wants food 2 hours early.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juniper View Post
    Granted but now there's a drought for the next 100 years.

    I wish my cat wouldn't wake me up at 4am because she wants food 2 hours early.
    Granted, but you aren't being woke up because you went deaf and now can't hear her plaintive mewing.

    I wish everything was rainbow colored.
    We are what we are. Nothing more, nothing less. There is good and evil among every kind of people. It's the evil among us who rule now. -Anne Bishop, Daughter of the Blood

    I wondered if he could ever understand that it was a blessing, not a sin, to be graced with more than one love.
    It could be complicated; of course it could be complicated. And it opened one up to the possibility of more pain and loss.
    Still, it was a blessing I would never relinquish. Love, genuine love, was always a cause for joy.
    -Jacqueline Carey, Naamah's Curse

    Service to your fellows is the root of peace.

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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by Shahaku View Post
    Granted, but you aren't being woke up because you went deaf and now can't hear her plaintive mewing.

    I wish everything was rainbow colored.

    Granted. But everything looks black and white to you so you can't enjoy it.

    I wish I could read minds
    You remind me of the babe
    What babe?
    The babe with the power
    What power?
    The Power of voodoo
    Who do?
    You do!
    Do what?
    Remind me of the babe!

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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by iris View Post
    Granted. But everything looks black and white to you so you can't enjoy it.

    I wish I could read minds
    Granted. Your telepathic prowess is immense and you hear thoughts from across the globe. Unable to staunch the swell of thoughts, nor distinguish them from your own, you slowly go mad.

    I wish the book I ordered a minute ago was here already.
    世の中に潜み落下した「アレ」はねえか? 誰が書き換える 世界の汚れは?
    Do you have 'that' which lies dormant within society? Who can overwrite it, the filth in the world?


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