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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by Corvus View Post
    Granted. Your telepathic prowess is immense and you hear thoughts from across the globe. Unable to staunch the swell of thoughts, nor distinguish them from your own, you slowly go mad.

    I wish the book I ordered a minute ago was here already.
    Granted. They're trying out a new super fast delivery method. The delivery truck arrives at your house with the book, proceeds to drive straight through it at full speed wrecking everything in its path. you have your book, but your home is trashed.

    I wish I wasn't allergic to nuts
    You remind me of the babe
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    The babe with the power
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    The Power of voodoo
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    Remind me of the babe!

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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by iris View Post
    Granted. They're trying out a new super fast delivery method. The delivery truck arrives at your house with the book, proceeds to drive straight through it at full speed wrecking everything in its path. you have your book, but your home is trashed.

    I wish I wasn't allergic to nuts
    Granted. Now you're allergic to everything else and can eat only nuts forever.

    I wish I could sing on key.

    Can you hear me, Major Tom? I think I love you.

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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfeathers View Post
    Granted. Now you're allergic to everything else and can eat only nuts forever.

    I wish I could sing on key.
    Granted. You can only sing "Baby" by Justin Beiber for the rest of your life though.

    I wish summer was less hot in general, every year.

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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Granted, now summer is colder and winter is hotter.

    I wish I could live in Japan for a year.
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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by anubisa View Post
    Granted, now summer is colder and winter is hotter.

    I wish I could live in Japan for a year.
    Granted. But at the end of that year you'll lose all memory of Japan even existing.

    I wish I had my favourite ice cream right now.
    You remind me of the babe
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    The babe with the power
    What power?
    The Power of voodoo
    Who do?
    You do!
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    Remind me of the babe!

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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by iris View Post
    Granted. But at the end of that year you'll lose all memory of Japan even existing.

    I wish I had my favourite ice cream right now.
    Granted. You have it in your hands, but you get a 10 minute long brain freeze sensation and teeth pain every time you eat some.

    I wish my alarm would actually wake me up.

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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by Sean R. R. View Post
    Granted. You have it in your hands, but you get a 10 minute long brain freeze sensation and teeth pain every time you eat some.

    I wish my alarm would actually wake me up.
    Granted. You always wake up when your alarm goes off, but now it rings every time you fall asleep.

    I wish my dinner would be ready when I got home
    You remind me of the babe
    What babe?
    The babe with the power
    What power?
    The Power of voodoo
    Who do?
    You do!
    Do what?
    Remind me of the babe!

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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by iris View Post
    Granted. You always wake up when your alarm goes off, but now it rings every time you fall asleep.

    I wish my dinner would be ready when I got home
    Granted, bus the cook sucks and it's always something like rice and plain, dry chicken.

    I wish I was cuddling my baby right now.
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    It could be complicated; of course it could be complicated. And it opened one up to the possibility of more pain and loss.
    Still, it was a blessing I would never relinquish. Love, genuine love, was always a cause for joy.
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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Granted, you can cuddle your baby now, but you're never putting it down again, not at 8 months, not at 18 years. Soz.

    I wish I could teleport.
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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Quote Originally Posted by Heka View Post
    Granted, you can cuddle your baby now, but you're never putting it down again, not at 8 months, not at 18 years. Soz.

    I wish I could teleport.
    granted, but you can only teleport 20cm at a time

    I wish I had a dog
    You remind me of the babe
    What babe?
    The babe with the power
    What power?
    The Power of voodoo
    Who do?
    You do!
    Do what?
    Remind me of the babe!

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