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  • Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    I stole this from another forum. I think we can have fun with this.

    How it works:
    Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole. Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

    Example:
    Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"
    Poster 2: "Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it."
    "I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"
    Poster 3: "Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship."
    "I wish for..."
    And so on...
    I wish my house cleaned itself.
    “Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.”
    ― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
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    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

    Originally posted by Juniper View Post

    I wish my house cleaned itself.
    Granted, but it put all your stuff in the trash & now it's clean but empty.

    I wish my hair was thicker.
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    • #3
      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

      Granted, but it's now as heavy as iron.

      I wish everyone was healthy, all the time.
      We are what we are. Nothing more, nothing less. There is good and evil among every kind of people. It's the evil among us who rule now. -Anne Bishop, Daughter of the Blood

      I wondered if he could ever understand that it was a blessing, not a sin, to be graced with more than one love.
      It could be complicated; of course it could be complicated. And it opened one up to the possibility of more pain and loss.
      Still, it was a blessing I would never relinquish. Love, genuine love, was always a cause for joy.
      -Jacqueline Carey, Naamah's Curse

      Service to your fellows is the root of peace.

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      • #4
        Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

        Originally posted by Shahaku View Post
        Granted, but it's now as heavy as iron.

        I wish everyone was healthy, all the time.
        Granted, but now no one dies and the world becomes so over populated resources run out.

        I wish my apartment was bigger
        You remind me of the babe
        What babe?
        The babe with the power
        What power?
        The Power of voodoo
        Who do?
        You do!
        Do what?
        Remind me of the babe!

        Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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        • #5
          Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

          Originally posted by iris View Post
          Granted, but now no one dies and the world becomes so over populated resources run out.

          I wish my apartment was bigger
          Granted! But your new roommate is Trump, cause he financed your wish. He also build a big wall around your apartment.

          I wish I never had to work to pay my bills.

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          • #6
            Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

            Originally posted by Eleanor View Post
            Granted! But your new roommate is Trump, cause he financed your wish. He also build a big wall around your apartment.

            I wish I never had to work to pay my bills.
            Granted. He government pays your bills, but you'll be part of a social experiment confining you to a small cell with no outside contact for the rest of your life.

            I wish this rain would stop
            You remind me of the babe
            What babe?
            The babe with the power
            What power?
            The Power of voodoo
            Who do?
            You do!
            Do what?
            Remind me of the babe!

            Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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            • #7
              Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

              Originally posted by iris View Post
              Granted. He government pays your bills, but you'll be part of a social experiment confining you to a small cell with no outside contact for the rest of your life.

              I wish this rain would stop
              Granted but now there's a drought for the next 100 years.

              I wish my cat wouldn't wake me up at 4am because she wants food 2 hours early.
              “Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.”
              ― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
              Sneak Attack
              Avatar picture by the wonderful and talented TJSGrimm.

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              • #8
                Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                Originally posted by Juniper View Post
                Granted but now there's a drought for the next 100 years.

                I wish my cat wouldn't wake me up at 4am because she wants food 2 hours early.
                Granted, but you aren't being woke up because you went deaf and now can't hear her plaintive mewing.

                I wish everything was rainbow colored.
                We are what we are. Nothing more, nothing less. There is good and evil among every kind of people. It's the evil among us who rule now. -Anne Bishop, Daughter of the Blood

                I wondered if he could ever understand that it was a blessing, not a sin, to be graced with more than one love.
                It could be complicated; of course it could be complicated. And it opened one up to the possibility of more pain and loss.
                Still, it was a blessing I would never relinquish. Love, genuine love, was always a cause for joy.
                -Jacqueline Carey, Naamah's Curse

                Service to your fellows is the root of peace.

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                • #9
                  Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                  Originally posted by Shahaku View Post
                  Granted, but you aren't being woke up because you went deaf and now can't hear her plaintive mewing.

                  I wish everything was rainbow colored.

                  Granted. But everything looks black and white to you so you can't enjoy it.

                  I wish I could read minds
                  You remind me of the babe
                  What babe?
                  The babe with the power
                  What power?
                  The Power of voodoo
                  Who do?
                  You do!
                  Do what?
                  Remind me of the babe!

                  Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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                  • #10
                    Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                    Originally posted by iris View Post
                    Granted. But everything looks black and white to you so you can't enjoy it.

                    I wish I could read minds
                    Granted. Your telepathic prowess is immense and you hear thoughts from across the globe. Unable to staunch the swell of thoughts, nor distinguish them from your own, you slowly go mad.

                    I wish the book I ordered a minute ago was here already.
                    “They moaned and squealed, and pressed their snouts to the earth. We are sorry, we are sorry.
                    Sorry you were caught, I said. Sorry that you thought I was weak, but you were wrong.”
                    -Madeline Miller, Circe

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                    • #11
                      Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                      Originally posted by Corvus View Post
                      Granted. Your telepathic prowess is immense and you hear thoughts from across the globe. Unable to staunch the swell of thoughts, nor distinguish them from your own, you slowly go mad.

                      I wish the book I ordered a minute ago was here already.
                      Granted. They're trying out a new super fast delivery method. The delivery truck arrives at your house with the book, proceeds to drive straight through it at full speed wrecking everything in its path. you have your book, but your home is trashed.

                      I wish I wasn't allergic to nuts
                      You remind me of the babe
                      What babe?
                      The babe with the power
                      What power?
                      The Power of voodoo
                      Who do?
                      You do!
                      Do what?
                      Remind me of the babe!

                      Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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                      • #12
                        Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                        Originally posted by iris View Post
                        Granted. They're trying out a new super fast delivery method. The delivery truck arrives at your house with the book, proceeds to drive straight through it at full speed wrecking everything in its path. you have your book, but your home is trashed.

                        I wish I wasn't allergic to nuts
                        Granted. Now you're allergic to everything else and can eat only nuts forever.

                        I wish I could sing on key.
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                        Can you hear me, Major Tom? I think I love you.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                          Originally posted by Hawkfeathers View Post
                          Granted. Now you're allergic to everything else and can eat only nuts forever.

                          I wish I could sing on key.
                          Granted. You can only sing "Baby" by Justin Beiber for the rest of your life though.

                          I wish summer was less hot in general, every year.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                            Granted, now summer is colder and winter is hotter.

                            I wish I could live in Japan for a year.
                            Anubisa

                            Dedicated and devoted to Lord Anubis and Lady Bast. A follower of the path of Egyptian Wicca.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Corrupt-A-Wish Game

                              Originally posted by anubisa View Post
                              Granted, now summer is colder and winter is hotter.

                              I wish I could live in Japan for a year.
                              Granted. But at the end of that year you'll lose all memory of Japan even existing.

                              I wish I had my favourite ice cream right now.
                              You remind me of the babe
                              What babe?
                              The babe with the power
                              What power?
                              The Power of voodoo
                              Who do?
                              You do!
                              Do what?
                              Remind me of the babe!

                              Army of Darkness: Guardians of the Chat

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