View Poll Results: Ted Cruz looks most like:

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  • Lon Chaney's Wolfman

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  • My cat, Parcival

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Thread: Ted Cruz looks most like...

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    Ted Cruz looks most like...

    In my opinion, Ted Cruz

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    looks most like:

    Grandpa Munster

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    Lon Chaney's Wolfman

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    My pet cat, Percival

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    Re: Ted Cruz looks most like...

    Munster it is, also I'm pretty sure that cats in the house will gang up and murder me in my sleep if I suggest that there is any resemblance between Ted Cruz and a cat.
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    Re: Ted Cruz looks most like...

    Quote Originally Posted by MaskedOne View Post
    Munster it is, also I'm pretty sure that cats in the house will gang up and murder me in my sleep if I suggest that there is any resemblance between Ted Cruz and a cat.
    Depends which end of the cat yer lookin' at.
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    I've always compared him to Grandpa Munster! Cruz was the #1 choice around this area before 45 got the nomination. They still love him, and they love Hawley. Blech!

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    Re: Ted Cruz looks most like...

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfeathers View Post
    I've always compared him to Grandpa Munster! Cruz was the #1 choice around this area before 45 got the nomination. They still love him, and they love Hawley. Blech!
    The upper hairline and nose are definitely Grandpa Munster, but since he stated to forget to shave, K'Roe &I have taken to referring to him as "Wolfman Cruz."

    Thought, in an esoteric sense, he has more in common with Parcival's anal ring.
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    Re: Ted Cruz looks most like...

    He also reminds me of the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman. Same kind of smirky expression.

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