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    It's aliens, I think

    OK, so the Air Force has admitted that UFOs are real ('though they call 'em "unidentified aerial phenomenon - UAPs):



    And! There have been a series of strange ultrasonic(?) attacks on American diplomats:



    Clearly, the aliens are brain probing government officials.

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    I believe in extraterrestrial life. Not too sure why they'd want to waste time with us, though!

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    Re: It's aliens, I think

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfeathers View Post
    I believe in extraterrestrial life. Not too sure why they'd want to waste time with us, though!
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    Aliens are the same as the GODS/GODDESSES. We just didn't have the technology in the ancient days to fully understand that. Now that we have grown and advanced, our evolution states that aliens are actually our ancient forefathers and co-creators.
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    Re: It's aliens, I think

    Quote Originally Posted by CabbageBeach View Post
    Aliens are the same as the GODS/GODDESSES. We just didn't have the technology in the ancient days to fully understand that. Now that we have grown and advanced, our evolution states that aliens are actually our ancient forefathers and co-creators.
    How did you come to that conclusion?
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    Re: It's aliens, I think

    I got abducted by alien grays before. It was spooky shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CabbageBeach View Post
    I got abducted by alien grays before. It was spooky shit.
    Tell more?
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    yeah man... at 3am i was in my bed and then i wake up and i hear tingling noises in my ears man. it was spooky. it was like slenderman was attacking me in real life bruh. and then i felt this terror beyond anything you can ever imagine bruh. that is when i see the black figure move to the side of the bed and paralyses the fuck out of me. that is wheni panic and i feel the gray arms extending towards me. thats when the big black eyes stare into my soul and i pass out. i then wake up at 7am and this is when i piss myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CabbageBeach View Post
    yeah man... at 3am i was in my bed and then i wake up and i hear tingling noises in my ears man. it was spooky. it was like slenderman was attacking me in real life bruh. and then i felt this terror beyond anything you can ever imagine bruh. that is when i see the black figure move to the side of the bed and paralyses the fuck out of me. that is wheni panic and i feel the gray arms extending towards me. thats when the big black eyes stare into my soul and i pass out. i then wake up at 7am and this is when i piss myself.
    I've had something like this happen to me before. I diagnosed the experience as sleep paralysis. Have you considered this possibility?

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