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    Talking Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    Saw this game on another forum, and it was all kinds of fun. No, we're not demanding that you've actually tried them, and we probably won't ask.

    We're probably going to react to each other's rules, but please contribute at least one rule in each post. Let's keep a continuous numbering so we can keep these rules set apart from any conversation.


    1 - I'm no longer allowed to invoke Loki at social gatherings.
    2 - Nor am I allowed to evoke Eris while in Math class.
    3 - Not even if the teacher's pet brought a golden apple on hotdog friday.
    4 - I'm not allowed to trance-out while driving anymore.
    5 - I'm not allowed to bind the Catholic Pope.
    6 - I'm not allowed to drink shot-for-shot with Dionysus anymore.
    7 - Especially not if I'm so drunk that I think I can drink him under the table.
    8 - Thou shalt not owe money to Papa Legba.
    9 - I shall no longer pit the brothers Katragama and Ganesha against each other.
    10 - I'm not allowed to call the corners as "this-a-way", "that-a-way", "over yonder", and "down-the-road-a-piece".
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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    11- I'm no longer allowed to scream "I'm melting" when the Water watchtower is evoked.

    12- I'm no longer allowed to bring a ouija board into the circle
    a- even if it glows in the dark
    b- no matter how funny I find that such a thing exists and for such purposes

    13- I am no longer allowed to attune people to Reiki "just to prove a point" about getting drunk
    a- even if violent vomiting would help them

    14- I am no longer allowed to say "marriage card!" during Samhain
    a- especially if it's the two of cups
    b- no matter how funny I find it

    15- I'm no longer allowed to cast a circle singing the Batman theme if I'm wearing a cloak
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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    16 - I'm no longer allowed to wave my arms at a Christian Bookstore clerk hollering about a "Curse of Satan's Touch" when they bother us at a video game shop next door.
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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    Lol
    17- im no longer allowed to summon the shades of the dead for polite conversation
    a-even at tea time

    18- im no longer allowed to curse the popular kids with pimples
    a- no matter how shallow they are
    b- no matter how much they deserve it

    19- im no longer allowed to invoke Thoth to help me with my homework
    a-even if algebra is crap

    20-im no longer allowed to burn sage to rid the classroom of an evil presence
    a- especially if said presence is the french teacher
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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    Nice post count, Corvus


    20 b - I'm *especially* not allowed to throw the sage at the School Cop that comes to investigate "that funny pot smell"

    21 - I'm no longer allowed to call upon the spirits of dead presidents to torture them with today's politics.

    22 - I shall no longer use the names of comic book character as Magickal names in groups
    a - especially "Tom O'Bedlam"

    23 - I shall cease cursing Grant Morrison for bringing 2012 on us all with his super-sigil comic book

    24 - I shall not evoke Choronzon any more
    a - especially not in the company of Thelemites
    b - especially not if they think they're the reincarnation of Crowley
    c - especially not to shut them up about how they're the reincarnation of Crowley

    25 - I shall no longer vent a sulfur smell in a church
    a - especially not a cathedral
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    26- im no longer allowed to mix eye of newt and toung of rat to with kool aid to make fruit punch

    27- im no longer allowed to use an alarm clock that works(pretty magical right?)
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    28- I'm no longer allowed to commune with fairies and elves
    a- especially if I'm carrying a snickers bar
    b- doubly so if I'm pmsing while carrying said snickers bar

    29- I'm no longer allowed to cast "remove bloating" spells

    30- I'm no longer allowed to chant "moo" when I want to praise Hathor.
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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    31- im no longer allowed to summon unearthy dark and destructive forces and release the demons from the gates of hell because the neighbor's dog pooped on my lawn

    32- im no longer allowed to behead goats on a platform with a machete

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    33- im not longer allowed to skip through the forest and dance among toad stool rings

    34- im no longer allowed to invoke Chronos when I over sleep
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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    35) I'm no longer allowed to sign supernatural contracts with the names of people I don't like.
    a. especially if I think they deserve the side effects.

    36) I'm no longer allowed to "cleanse" the planet of "corrupting" sentients.

    38) I'm no longer allowed to advise rookies of entertaining Powers/Deities to call upon.
    a. Especially when said rookies have a heavily rose tinted view of all divinity.
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    "But those men who know anything at all about the Light also know that there is a fierceness to its power, like the bare sword of the law, or the white burning of the sun." Suddenly his voice sounded to Will very strong, and very Welsh. "At the very heart, that is. Other things, like humanity, and mercy, and charity, that most good men hold more precious than all else, they do not come first for the Light. Oh, sometimes they are there; often, indeed. But in the very long run the concern of you people is with the absolute good, ahead of all else..."

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    Re: Things I'm no longer allowed to do with Magic:

    39. I am no longer allowed to put a hex on my boyfriend's PS3, no matter how much I want to spend time with him

    40. I am no longer allowed to use my athame and make sounds like Darth Vader..."Luke, I am your father!"...and start making light saber noises
    a. even if I just sat through a Star Wars marathon and my coven sisters want me to be "serious now"

    41. I am no longer allowed to begin to invoke the God by saying "Our father, who art in heaven..."

    42. I am no longer allowed to answer my cellphone while in a circle... (I have actually done this... yeah... I rock...)
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