61. I am no longer allowed to 'borrow' sage from my neighbours awesome herb garden,
61. I am no longer allowed to 'borrow' sage from my neighbours awesome herb garden,
What you see depends on what you are looking for.
62. I am no longer allowed to borrow the local 'werewolf' and take it out beneath a full moon
(a) even though I KNOW it's a werewolf and not a husky
(b) even though Arawn and the Cwn Annwn (it's a Welsh thing, a bit like Odinn and the Wild Hunt) think our local werewolf is a really cool dude. A sort of Big Lebowski with fangs....
63. I'm no longer allowed to summon Bugs Bunny.
A. Or any other cartoon character.
64. I'm no longer allowed to name constructs Skynet.
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"It is not simply enough to know the light…a Jedi must feel the tension between the two sides of the Force…in himself and in the universe."
―Thon
"When to the Force you truly give yourself, all you do expresses the truth of who you are,"
Yoda
Yoda told stories, and ate, and cried, and laughed: and the Padawans saw that life itself was a lightsaber in his hands; even in the face of treachery and death and hopes gone cold, he burned like a candle in the darkness. Like a star shining in the black eternity of space.
Yoda: Dark Rendezvous
"But those men who know anything at all about the Light also know that there is a fierceness to its power, like the bare sword of the law, or the white burning of the sun." Suddenly his voice sounded to Will very strong, and very Welsh. "At the very heart, that is. Other things, like humanity, and mercy, and charity, that most good men hold more precious than all else, they do not come first for the Light. Oh, sometimes they are there; often, indeed. But in the very long run the concern of you people is with the absolute good, ahead of all else..."
John Rowlands, The Grey King by Susan Cooper
"You come from the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve", said Aslan. "And that is both honour enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to bow the shoulders of the greatest emperor on earth; be content."
Aslan, Prince Caspian by CS Lewis
65. I am no longer allowed to tell the bunnies how to invoke the Djinn (no matter how stupid and irritating they are).
66. I'm no longer allowed to Rick Roll the gods in the guise of a "hymn".
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"...leave me curled up in my ball,
surrounded by plush, downy things,
ill prepared, but willing,
to descend."
67. I am no longer allowed to summon a genie so I can wish for it not to grant my wish.
68. I'm no longer allowed to use my athame as a letter opener.
69. I'm no longer allowed to create Wiccan RPG games to teach students their year and a day studies.
70. I'm no longer allowed to use witchy spirit summoning skills on a paranormal investigation with my team just to make something happen.
a) No matter how bored I get.
b) No matter how much I want to freak out a newbie.
71. I'm no longer allowed to let Jason make homemade athames (He makes "interesting" handles for them)
72. I'm no longer allowed to make up songs during coven meetings. (My last one was while sewing and I began to sing "I believe I can sew. I believe I can touch the tread. Think about every night and day. Spread my fabric and hem away.")
73. I'm no longer allowed to stand up during rituals. I've been forced to create rituals that involve me sitting until I can learn to walk better again.
74. I'm no longer allowed to use the coven altar to place potluck dishes on just because I forgot to bring a table for them.
75. I'm no longer allowed to hide the Ostara eggs for the coven. Fairies stole them, I swear!
76. I'm no longer allowed to invite the fairies to join in coven celebrations.
77. I am no longer allowed to rearrange my friend's altar no matter how messy it looks
78. I am no longer allowed to refer to my ancestors as "bloody bog trotters and sheep shaggers"
79. I am no longer allowed to ask the Goddess to protect me from the followers of "God"
I'm no longer allowed to put hot foot powder on the irritating neighbor's porch
Nor am I allowed to curse their dog with fleas
Or summon Loki to...play...with them...
It's a really, really cool thing, to be able to show people that you can be yourself, and you should be proud of yourself, and you should own who you are and what you're about, and never make apologies for it.
-Adam Lambert
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83. I am no longer allowed to ask the Goddess to bless my manager with chicken pox
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