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    Anti-Humor.

    For those who don't know what Anti-Humor is.

    It's basically a joke that shouldn't be funny, but for some mysterious reason is.
    Usually it's a hit or miss with most people.
    It's one of those things where you either like this type of humor or you don't.
    So hopefully this goes well.

    I'll start it off.

    So a Black man, a Chinese man and a Rabbi walk into a bar and then enjoy their evening.

    Q: What's red and smells like blue paint?
    A: Red Paint

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    I'm pretty bad at poems

    So a Horse walks into a bar and the people then promptly leave because of the potential danger this might pose.

    Yo mama so fat, she probably has a serious health condition that she was born with.

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    A: The Holocaust
    Last edited by XIII; 30 Nov 2012 at 05:00.
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    Re: Anti-Humor.

    How many professional interior light fixture installers does it take to change a light bulb?

    One, but he or she may need to stand on a chair or something.

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    Re: Anti-Humor.

    Haha, those are great. More please!
    Do they not, then, ponder about the Qur‘an? Had it been from someone other than Allah, they would have found in it much discrepancy. [4:82]

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    Re: Anti-Humor.

    Q:Why was Six afraid of Seven?
    A: It wasn't because numbers aren't living things and cannot feel.

    Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
    A: He had no arms.

    Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
    A: Because she's dead.

    So a person walks into a bar, then staggers back and walks around the bar.

    Q: What do you call a black priest?
    A: Probably their name.
    Last edited by XIII; 02 Dec 2012 at 19:43.
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    Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
    A: We are both lawyers.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Tulips are white,
    and Pansies are pink.

    Q: What is the difference between Barrack Obama and a hippo?
    A: One is a large aggressive mammal dwelling in or near bodies of water. The other is a United States President.

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    Re: Anti-Humor.



    (I only know about anti-jokes because of this chicken meme. Hehehe)

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    Re: Anti-Humor.

    I love these!

    A priest, a rabbi and a black man walk into a bar..
    They were blind
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    Hehe, I like theese!!
    But unfortunately, I can't think of one to share with you right now.
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    Re: Anti-Humor.

    Q: What did one banana say to the other banana?

    A: Nothing because bananas can't talk.
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    As blending the Light with the Dark
    merely results in Grey." -Ville Friman

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    Re: Anti-Humor.

    Bahahaha, I love this kind of humor.
    Here's one, but it's kinda similar to Corvus's: Two guys walk into a bar. Ouch.
    Also: "
    The thing about tennis is: no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless." -Mitch Hedberg

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