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    No more worry about the future

    Iranian Scientist Claims to Have Built Time Machine
    It can see up to eight years into the future



    Well, that's a relief. Now we only have to ask the Iranians what to do to solve all our future problems...
    Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.


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    Re: No more worry about the future

    What could possibly go wrong?
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      Re: No more worry about the future

      Originally posted by Juniper View Post
      What could possibly go wrong?
      Oh the possibility's are endless I would think.
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        Re: No more worry about the future

        Sounds like the opening scenes of a horror movie. Any moment now demons will start popping out, or people will be sucked into alternate timelines.

        But seriously, assuming there really is someone who thinks they've constructed such a thing and it's not just fabricated by hack journalists looking for an easy story to show how silly those backward arabs are, what would such a thing look like, how would it even work? Would you see the future on a screen? That seems kind of silly.

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          Re: No more worry about the future

          Well if there's ever going to be time machines, it would be of this sort.
          Trust is knowing someone or something well enough to have a good idea of their motivations and character, for good or for ill. People often say trust when they mean faith.

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