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    What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your friends?

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    #2
    Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

    I have actively tried putting things on my wall to get crazy catholic relatives to un-friend me.... it hasn't worked... They still keep talking about god and whatnot, the only thing left to do is talk about being a pagan... an Identity I keep actively separate online, just so I don't get written out of the few remaining wills in my family...
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    But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
    ~Jim Butcher

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      #3
      Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

      Start writing in txt tlk & 1337 5p34k.(If that sort of thing doesn't make you want to burn your hands off with acid.)
      �Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.�
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        #4
        Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

        From what people say around college, I'd write literally every little detail about my day, including what I ate, who I saw, what I said, maybe even times I used the bathroom, the details of usage will be the only details left out... Everyone seems to hate that... But to get rid of all of them, I think I'd just have to deactivate XD
        "Otwarty świat; rany zamknięte."
        - Open world; Wounds closed.

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          #5
          Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

          Easiest way ever:

          "I'm going to delete my account"

          and then do it.

          You'll never hear from your friends again.


          Mostly art.

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            #6
            Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

            Brony updates, every 5-10 minutes. People hate bronies for some strange reason (I don't understand them but find them mostly harmless and at times kinda cute for how -into- it they are.)
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              #7
              Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

              I don't think there is anything so offensive that people would unfriend me. It's weird - they just expect me to be offensive. I can make quips about cannibalism, bestiality & necrophilia & no one bats an eye. I texted an old friend of mine 'have a beautiful day!' once & she sent me a concerned reply because she thought that was my version of a suicide note.

              Either all of my friends & acquaintances have a very skewed concept of what 'normal' is for a person, or I've finally managed to brainwash everyone I know.


              Oh, wait, nvm. I figured it out. Child porn.
              Last edited by Ophidia; 03 Jun 2013, 07:52. Reason: Aha!
              The forum member formerly known as perzephone. Or Perze. I've shed a skin.

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                #8
                Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

                I'd write "The Queen is dead. Hip hip hooray."
                That would certainly lose me a few.... but not that many, I suspect.
                www.thewolfenhowlepress.com


                Phantom Turnips never die.... they just get stewed occasionally....

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                  #9
                  Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

                  You could always start leg humping indiscriminately.
                  If men had wings and bore black feathers, few of them would be clever enough to be crows. ---Henry Ward Beecher

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                    #10
                    Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

                    Incessant, over the top lovey-dovey posts about StormBringer. Everyone goes INSANE with just, volcanic burning hate when he and I get affectionate in any way openly, even just in a normal way - I have no idea why but it's freaking hilarious (and sad - like seriously, sad). If I kept it up long enough or took it to weird levels of gushy pet talk ("Wubbyhoneymuffinkins!"), I'd definitely lose every single one of my Facebook friends. :|
                    Last edited by RainbowDemonic; 03 Jun 2013, 10:16. Reason: I derped again :|

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                      #11
                      Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

                      dawww. >.>

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                      For me, it would take a lot. I have a varied and jaded group of friends. I am not sure, maybe gay bashing and ethnic bashing, but even that isn't certain. We are seasoned denizens of the internet. Good question, but I certainly don't have a easy response, it would have to be tailored to each person singly I think.

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                        #12
                        Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

                        I've gotten a couple of votes for racism. I've unfriended people for it myself, and it didn't even occur to me. Gaybashing would definitely lose me some fans, but might gain me others - like the Westboro Baptist Church.

                        Friending the WBC might lose me some friends.
                        The forum member formerly known as perzephone. Or Perze. I've shed a skin.

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                          #13
                          Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

                          Start coming up with radical conspiracy theories. Ones that almost... but not quite... make sense. Post them as paranoidly as possible, over a period of time. First they'll laugh, then they'll try to help you (oh noes, you need to see a doctor!), then they'll delete you, all freaked out.



                          Day 1: The rabbit was back this morning. It sits and stares at me. I'm beginning to realize that it has a microchip in its head. It's not afraid of me because it's being remote-controlled by the CIA.
                          Later on Day 1: I went to take the trash out. The rabbit was still there.

                          Day 2: I believe the CIA wants to use me in covert experiments. The Vatican is beginning to search pagans out and the CIA is helping them. What is their interest in us?

                          Day 3: I had a routine doctor's appointment today. They kept asking me about my family history. What do they know about us? Is this why I'm being watched with mechanical rabbits?

                          Day 4: The rabbit was back again today. It pretended to eat the clover in my lawn. I took a step towards it, telling its handlers that I know what it is. It ran away immediately, confirming my belief that it's controlled by them. But now they know that I know.

                          Day 5: No rabbit today. Coincidence? I think not! But I'm sure they are just regrouping and will be back soon.

                          Day 6: A crow followed me into class. I am certain it is reporting everything I say and do. I must attempt to behave naturally.

                          Day 7: Still no sign of the rabbit. Now they are sending deer, which run away as soon as I step foot outside. Do they expect me to believe that a deer would leave such a bounty of clover so easily?


                          ETC!

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                            #14
                            Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

                            posting random links from fukung.net might work too! its a random often NSFW often offensive site.

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                              #15
                              Re: What would you write on facebook if you wanted to lose all (or most) of your frie

                              Originally posted by SPhoenix View Post
                              Start coming up with radical conspiracy theories. Ones that almost... but not quite... make sense. Post them as paranoidly as possible, over a period of time. First they'll laugh, then they'll try to help you (oh noes, you need to see a doctor!), then they'll delete you, all freaked out.



                              Day 1: The rabbit was back this morning. It sits and stares at me. I'm beginning to realize that it has a microchip in its head. It's not afraid of me because it's being remote-controlled by the CIA.
                              Later on Day 1: I went to take the trash out. The rabbit was still there.

                              Day 2: I believe the CIA wants to use me in covert experiments. The Vatican is beginning to search pagans out and the CIA is helping them. What is their interest in us?

                              Day 3: I had a routine doctor's appointment today. They kept asking me about my family history. What do they know about us? Is this why I'm being watched with mechanical rabbits?

                              Day 4: The rabbit was back again today. It pretended to eat the clover in my lawn. I took a step towards it, telling its handlers that I know what it is. It ran away immediately, confirming my belief that it's controlled by them. But now they know that I know.

                              Day 5: No rabbit today. Coincidence? I think not! But I'm sure they are just regrouping and will be back soon.

                              Day 6: A crow followed me into class. I am certain it is reporting everything I say and do. I must attempt to behave naturally.

                              Day 7: Still no sign of the rabbit. Now they are sending deer, which run away as soon as I step foot outside. Do they expect me to believe that a deer would leave such a bounty of clover so easily?


                              ETC!
                              I love this. It is utterly hilarious. And it just might work.
                              We are what we are. Nothing more, nothing less. There is good and evil among every kind of people. It's the evil among us who rule now. -Anne Bishop, Daughter of the Blood

                              I wondered if he could ever understand that it was a blessing, not a sin, to be graced with more than one love.
                              It could be complicated; of course it could be complicated. And it opened one up to the possibility of more pain and loss.
                              Still, it was a blessing I would never relinquish. Love, genuine love, was always a cause for joy.
                              -Jacqueline Carey, Naamah's Curse

                              Service to your fellows is the root of peace.

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