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    Attn, humans

    SHAKE THAT.

    Hurricanes and floods and biblical armageddon are no excuse. You will party and you will dance and you will not allow 7-headed beasties and typhoons and those little snot-rocket demons to stop you. Would Iggy Pop stop for that shit? Hell no. Even James Brown won't stop, and he's DEAD. They have to drive a fucking gravel roller over his grave once a week, to tamp it back down. They wear ear plugs while they do it, too, on account of the sheer volume of James Browns' laughter.

    The bible says the dead shall not trouble the living, my fellow weirdos, but you and I know better. Benjamin Franklin's grave is empty, they say, and his rotting corpse dances to bad industrial music in the basement of Liberty Hall. Nobody wants to talk about it, but it's true. The party NEVER ends, at least for those that are serious about it.

    And when They try to stop you, dance ON them...One of those Irish jigs that were basically invented by stomping on Roman missionaries. It's the only language they understand, and though they may scream and yell and call for backup, you have the Fighting Jesus on your side, so they're basically fucked (The Fighting Jesus isn't sorry for party rocking).

    So DANCE, I tell ya! There isn't TIME for anything else. Dance til you can finally quit that hysterical laugh, because it's disturbing the neighbors.

    DANCE, HUMAN FOOLS!

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    (If my style of ranting is unacceptable, admins, please say so or just nuke the thread.)

    #2
    Re: Attn, humans

    Uhm....what?

    (This is a rant? I seriously think I'm missing something.)
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      #3
      Re: Attn, humans

      Originally posted by Juniper View Post
      Uhm....what?

      (This is a rant? I seriously think I'm missing something.)
      Where I come from it is. Ranting can be more than just complaining.

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        #4
        Re: Attn, humans

        Originally posted by Luce View Post
        Where I come from it is. Ranting can be more than just complaining.
        They have medication for that.
        Satan is my spirit animal

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          #5
          Re: Attn, humans

          hahaha funny if a lil odd

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            #6
            Re: Attn, humans

            Meh....I'd rather not.

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              #7
              Re: Attn, humans

              Lol yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy someone who believes in dancing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woop woop PAARTEY
              Last edited by Guest; 20 Jun 2013, 01:20.

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                #8
                Re: Attn, humans

                I don't like dancing. What should I do?
                [4:82]

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                  #9
                  Re: Attn, humans

                  do a horizontal handshake D

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                    #10
                    Re: Attn, humans

                    Originally posted by Dumuzi View Post
                    I don't like dancing. What should I do?
                    OOOHHH NOW D....youve got the best dance moves of all HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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                      #11
                      Re: Attn, humans

                      This seems more like ranting and raving, as in slight madness... but I suppose I can put it under rant in my brain, if I file it in with the slightly nutters type of ranting...



                      BTW dude, you totally don't want me to dance...
                      http://catcrowsnow.blogspot.com/

                      But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
                      ~Jim Butcher

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                        #12
                        Re: Attn, humans

                        Originally posted by Kahlenda View Post
                        do a horizontal handshake D
                        Am I gonna end up doing the macarena?

                        Originally posted by Lilium of the Valley View Post
                        OOOHHH NOW D....youve got the best dance moves of all HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                        I don't like dancing in public, last time I did that, the sun eclipsed and a demon emerged from hell. Ate all the food, farted, then went back to hell.
                        [4:82]

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                          #13
                          Re: Attn, humans

                          Originally posted by Dumuzi View Post
                          Am I gonna end up doing the macarena?



                          I don't like dancing in public, last time I did that, the sun eclipsed and a demon emerged from hell. Ate all the food, farted, then went back to hell.
                          You should do that, and I wanna watch...
                          http://catcrowsnow.blogspot.com/

                          But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
                          ~Jim Butcher

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                            #14
                            Re: Attn, humans

                            Originally posted by Maria de Luna View Post
                            You should do that, and I wanna watch...
                            You'd go blind, my child, you'd go blind...
                            [4:82]

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                              #15
                              Re: Attn, humans

                              Originally posted by Dumuzi View Post
                              You'd go blind, my child, you'd go blind...
                              Might not be such a bad thing...
                              http://catcrowsnow.blogspot.com/

                              But they were doughnuts of darkness. Evil damned doughnuts, tainted by the spawn of darkness.... Which could obviously only be redeemed by passing through the fiery inferno of my digestive tract.
                              ~Jim Butcher

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