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    My nomination for the jerk of the year

    I nominate this guy, who put a fake bomb at the finish line of the Boston Marathon.

    Boston Backpack Detonation: Man Charged With Possessing Hoax Device Near Marathon Finish Line


    List your nominations here, then maybe we can vote...
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    Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

    Not sure if this fits the Jerk title,but it is kinda weird.

    Rapper Andre Johnson cuts off penis, jumps from balcony in apparent suicide attempt, report says

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      #3
      Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

      Originally posted by anunitu View Post
      Not sure if this fits the Jerk title,but it is kinda weird.

      Rapper Andre Johnson cuts off penis, jumps from balcony in apparent suicide attempt, report says

      http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...cmp=latestnews
      Well, he won't be jerking it ever again.
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        #4
        Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

        The story says "They also said hard drugs were not involved." I guess he won't be needing those.....
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          #5
          Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

          I can't accurately describe the relief I felt, finding that I wasn't the topic of this thread.




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            #6
            Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

            Who does that? Seriously....

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              #7
              Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

              Originally posted by anunitu View Post
              Not sure if this fits the Jerk title,but it is kinda weird.

              Rapper Andre Johnson cuts off penis, jumps from balcony in apparent suicide attempt.]
              I would say thats more of a crappiest day of the year submission rather than a jerk of the year one.

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                #8
                Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

                They now say he was on angeldust....
                MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

                all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
                NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
                don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




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                  #9
                  Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

                  I cant imagine tripping so hard yoi cut your penis off.

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                    #10
                    Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

                    Originally posted by anunitu View Post
                    They now say he was on angeldust....
                    NOTE TO SELF: Never try angel dust.
                    Every moment of a life is a horrible tragedy, a slapstick comedy, dark nihilism, golden illumination, or nothing at all; depending on how we write the story we tell ourselves.

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                      #11
                      Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

                      I read that the attempt to reattach his severed penis failed. So now he's Andre Johnsonless.
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                        #12
                        Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

                        you be bad..as I fall off my chair laughing...
                        MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

                        all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
                        NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
                        don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




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                          #13
                          Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

                          Reminds me of the eunuch scene from History of the World Part 1.

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                            #14
                            Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

                            I was reminded of a movie scene I wish I'd never seen, in one of the Hannibal Lechter ones, where he gave the guy drugs and told him to slice his face off. Ugh.
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                              #15
                              Re: My nomination for the jerk of the year

                              yeh,I saw that movie..Guy wanted to feed Hannibal to the man eating hogs
                              MAGIC is MAGIC,black OR white or even blood RED

                              all i ever wanted was a normal life and love.
                              NO TERF EVER WE belong Too.
                              don't stop the tears.let them flood your soul.




                              sigpic

                              my new page here,let me know what you think.


                              nothing but the shadow of what was

                              witchvox
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